Welcome to my website! I think it likes you.
I am Tony James Slater – and if you don’t believe me, just look at that big banner at the top of the screen. See? One of the fringe benefits of being a self-confessed idiot is that I have very few imitators. In fact, if anyone comes up to you in the street and says, “Hi! I’m Tony James Slater!” you should probably back away slowly, and call for help. Unless of course, it actually is me – in which case, you should probably back away slowly, and call for help. Because you never know with me; chances are, I’m about to do something stupid – and you really don’t want to get involved, now do you?
Here are some of the books I wrote:
Actually, that’s all the books I wrote.
I know what you’re thinking: SLACKER! Whoever said ‘everyone has a book in them’ neglected to mention that most of the other buggers had at least half a dozen! So it seems like I’m playing catch-up – writing long into the cold, lonely nights, with only a candle to see by. Or at least, I was until I got married and moved to Australia! More on this in my next book (called ‘How I Got Married And Moved To Australia’ until a snappier title comes along).
For now, I am continuing to travel the world as much as possible, whilst writing on my laptop. I can’t honestly say I’m getting better at either. On the upside, people seem to be buying my books, and I’ve somehow managed to survive another year of fun; on the downside, my laptop is now covered in writing, and the ink keeps rubbing off onto my clothes. I am giving serious thought to learning how to type.
I’m always open to suggestions, and welcome any comments, feedback, thoughts and complaints. Well, I don’t welcome the complaints, but I’m bound to get a few. Probably because I talk about my testicles so much… So please feel free to get in touch by visiting the CONTACT ME! page. If you are complaining about my testicles, please entitle the email ‘Complaint About Your Testicles’, so I know to get good and drunk before I open it.
Oh, and make sure you have a nice day!
BEWARE! This paragraph is in RED, because my web template has a red paragraph on it, and I have no idea how to change it. You see what happens when you go to university to study acting? I mean, seriously…