Hi there!
Tony here. Stick your your details in below to join my super-professional, ultra-slick, High Definition, low calorie newsletter. I'm not making this stuff up - it even has cupholders.
I send about one email per month (providing my 2-year old daughter hasn't vomited on my laptop), I'm almost never sarcastic (see above), and you can unsubscribe at any time, no questions asked 😉
Oh, but I should probably warn you, I have been known to say some rather stupid things from time to time.
Still with me?
Awesome.
Hit that little button and I'll see you on the other side.
Wait, that sounded way less sinister in my head... um... well... ah... THANK-YOU!!!
Best wishes,
Tony
Nice one!
I've just sent you an email.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find that email, open it, and click the button inside.
Good luck!
This message will probably not self destruct.
But I wouldn't stand too close, just in case 😉