Don't You Know Who I Am?

‘Don’t You Know Who I Am?’ is my latest book. It’s a prequel to the rest of the series, and covers the time BEFORE I became a world travelling idiot. Well okay, I was still an idiot – but at this time, I was hell-bent on achieving fame and fortune. I wanted to be the next Tom Cruise, only without the bizarre cult addiction. I was young and foolish, and I decided to dedicate my life to becoming an actor. If only it was that easy…

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Fame and fortune don’t come easy…
But he’s not taking ‘no’ for an answer.

Tony James Slater wants just one thing: to become a world famous actor.
The only problem is, he doesn’t have any experience.
Or any training.
Or any talent…

They say that anything is possible if you want it hard enough.
But just how far is he willing to go?

Is it ‘art’ to dance naked in public?
And what do you tell your family when they catch you doing it?
It’s a good thing to reach for the stars, right?
At least until their security guards drag you away…

Join Tony, as he goes from ‘wannabe’ to ‘never-gonna-be,’ via the weirdest, most ridiculous route imaginable. From backstage to centre stage, from acting school to acting crazy… see him blown up, beaten up, chatted up and dressing up.
They say that drama equals conflict – and he is not going down without a fight!

Don’t miss this hilarious tale of rampant thespianism. If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like in ‘the industry’ – or wondered if you’ve got what it takes to make it – download your copy and find out today!