Welcome to my website! I think it likes you.

I am Tony James Slater – and if you don’t believe me, just look at that big banner at the top of the screen. See? One of the fringe benefits of being a self-confessed idiot is that I have very few imitators. In fact, if anyone comes up to you in the street and says, “Hi! I’m Tony James Slater!” you should probably back away slowly, and call for help. Unless of course, it actually is me – in which case, you should probably back away slowly, and call for help. Because you never know with me; chances are, I’m about to do something stupid – and you really don’t want to get involved, now do you?

I am a travel/memoir writer by day and a sci-fi author by night. Consequently, I don’t sleep much. Here are some of the books I wrote:

Actually, that’s all the books I wrote.

But HAVE NO FEAR! I am hard at work on yet more sci-fi shenanigans, and have the vague plan in mind for another ridiculous travel book.

If you’re a fan of Kreon, Kyra and Tris, then you’ll be thrilled to know that THEY ALL DIE IN THE NEXT ONE! No, just kidding ? If you prefer my travel books… well, I hope the characters don’t die in the next one, or the book will have to be written by my mother and called ‘I Told Him So.’

Anyway! Please enjoy looking around my website! I have PICTURES, BOOK EXCERPTS, and all manner of… oh, actually that’s it. But at least I don’t charge corkage :0) More goodies are also in progress, including a page of FAQs about the various books, and expanded galleries of photos (including one just for my favourite pics of silly stuff – because I am a bit silly now and then). Oh, and I’m also working on a page about what I’m working on. Which is very nearly as confusing as it sounds.

I’m always open to suggestions, and welcome any comments, feedback, thoughts and complaints. Well, I don’t welcome the complaints, but I’m bound to get a few. Probably because I’m a fool. So please feel free to get in touch by visiting the CONTACT ME! page. If you are complaining about me being a fool, please entitle the email ‘Complaint About You Being a Fool’, so I know to get good and drunk before I open it.

Oh, and make sure you have a nice day!

One handed handstand!

BEWARE! This paragraph is in RED, because my web template has a red paragraph on it, and I have no idea how to change it. You see what happens when you go to university to study acting? I mean, seriously…